Clean riddles

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Mother broom

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
93.55 %
39 votes

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A calf

What do you call a calf after it's six months old?
Seven months old.
92.46 %
33 votes

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Boat with a ladder attached to it

There is a boat with a ladder attached to it, the ladder is eight feet tall. If the water rises four feet how much of the ladder will be on top of the water?
Eight feet, the ladder is attached to the boat.
93.39 %
38 votes

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Never ahead

Never ahead, ever behind, yet flying swiftly past; for a child, I last forever; for an adult, I'm gone too fast. What am I?
Time.
93.05 %
36 votes

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Trees on my back

Weight in my belly, Trees on my back, Nails in my ribs, Feet I do lack.
Ship.
93.55 %
39 votes

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Railroad bridge

There is a low railroad bridge in your town. One day you see a large truck stopped just before the underpass. When you ask what has happened, the driver tells you that his truck is one inch higher than the indicated height of the opening. This is the only road to his destination. What can he do to get through the underpass the easiest way?
Let enough air out of the tires to lower the truck.
92.67 %
34 votes

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Up and down

What goes up and down the stairs without moving?
A rug.
93.39 %
38 votes

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Slim and tall

I am slim and tall, many find me desirable and appealing, they touch me and I give a false good feeling, once I shine in splendor, but only once and then no more, for many I am "to die for".
A cigarette.
94.59 %
47 votes