Clean riddles

What goes up and down the stairs without moving?

I am slim and tall, many find me desirable and appealing, they touch me and I give a false good feeling, once I shine in splendor, but only once and then no more, for many I am "to die for".

What do bees do with their honey?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

What do computer programmers sing in the shower?

I have a face like a tree and skin like the sea. A great beast I am, yet small vermin frighten me. What am I?

As small as your thumb, I am light in the air. You may hear me before you see me, but trust that I'm there. What am I?

Born of water, I drown in water. A blood-thirsty beast you can barely see. What am I?

I cannot be felt, seen or touched, yet I can be found in everybody. My existence is always in debate, yet I have my own style of music.

James ordered a fishing rod, priced at $3.56. Unfortunately, James is an Eskimo who lives in a very remote part of Greenland and the import rules there forbid any package longer than 4 feet to be imported. The fishing rod was 4 feet and 1 inch, just a little too long, so how can the fishing rod be mailed to James without breaking the rules? Ideally James would like the fishing rod to arrive in one piece!