cleanfunnyWhat do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.
cleanfunnyWhat do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique!
cleancrazyfunnyWhat do computer programmers sing in the shower?
Disc-o.
animalcleanshortwhat am II have a face like a tree and skin like the sea. A great beast I am, yet small vermin frighten me. What am I?
An elephant.
cleanshortwhat am IAs small as your thumb, I am light in the air. You may hear me before you see me, but trust that I'm there. What am I?
A hummingbird.
animalcleanshortwhat am IBorn of water, I drown in water. A blood-thirsty beast you can barely see. What am I?
A mosquito.
cleanshortI cannot be felt, seen or touched, yet I can be found in everybody. My existence is always in debate, yet I have my own style of music.
I'm a soul.
cleanJames ordered a fishing rod, priced at $3.56. Unfortunately, James is an Eskimo who lives in a very remote part of Greenland and the import rules there forbid any package longer than 4 feet to be imported. The fishing rod was 4 feet and 1 inch, just a little too long, so how can the fishing rod be mailed to James without breaking the rules? Ideally James would like the fishing rod to arrive in one piece!
Insert the fishing rod into a box which measures 4 feet on all sides, the fishing rod will fit within the diagonal of the box with room to spare.
cleanshortWhat is it that when you take away the whole, you still have some left over?
Wholesome.
cleanfunnyI run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit, never alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, waiting to be filled in the morning. What am I?
A shoe.
