cleanloveshortWhat did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine's Day?
I want to hold your hand.
cleanloveshortWhat happened when the man fell in love with his garden?
It made him wed his plants.
cleanshortwhat am II have all the knowledge you have. But I am small as your fist that your hands can hold me. Who am I?
I'm your brain.
cleanshortWhat is round on both ends and hi in the middle?
Ohio - The two 'o's are round with 'hi' in the middle.
cleanshortThousands lay up gold within this house, but no man made it. Spears past counting guard this house, but no man wards it.
A beehive.
cleanshortwhat am IIf you throw me out the window, I'll leave a grieving wife. Bring me back, but through the door, You'll see someone giving life. What am I?
The letter 'n'. Throw out the letter n from the word window and you have widow. Bring back the word n to door and you have donor.
cleanloveshortWhats the difference between love and marriage?
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
cleanloveThis word is a favorite of girls. Boys are unnerved on the mention of it. Once love finds its accompaniment, it becomes a lifelong event. What is it?
Forever.
cleanloveshortWhat makes grown men cry, but humanity would go extinct without it?
Love.
cleanfunnyloveshortHow do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.
