Clean riddles

cleanloveshort

An octupus

What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine's Day?
I want to hold your hand.
83.81 %
43 votes

cleanshort

Round on both ends

What is round on both ends and hi in the middle?
Ohio - The two 'o's are round with 'hi' in the middle.
93.22 %
37 votes

cleanshortwhat am I

A grieving wife

If you throw me out the window, I'll leave a grieving wife. Bring me back, but through the door, You'll see someone giving life. What am I?
The letter 'n'. Throw out the letter n from the word window and you have widow. Bring back the word n to door and you have donor.
92.86 %
35 votes

cleanlove

A favorite of girls

This word is a favorite of girls. Boys are unnerved on the mention of it. Once love finds its accompaniment, it becomes a lifelong event. What is it?
Forever.
84.15 %
44 votes

cleanfunnyloveshort

Someone you love

How do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.
91.71 %
51 votes