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Walking under a umbrella

Four children and their pet dog were walking under a small umbrella. But none of them became wet. How?
It was not raining!
92.46 %
33 votes

cleanshort

A raw egg

How can you drop a raw egg from a height onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Concrete floors are very hard to crack.
93.98 %
42 votes

cleanlogicwhat am I

Silver-tongued, but never lie

I’m teary-eyed but never cry, silver-tongued, but never lie. double-winged, but never fly, air-cooled, but never dry. What am I?
Mercury. The element looks shiny, silver, and is wet. The god Mercury has two wings but only uses them to run.
92.41 %
56 votes

cleanshortwhat am I

Shut up in a wooden case

I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case from which I’m never released, and yet I am used by many. What am I?
Pencil lead.
93.70 %
40 votes

cleanfunnyinterview

I know almost every song that has ever existed

A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of £50 notes out of his wallet. He turns to the rich man and says to him, 'I have an amazing talent; I know almost every song that has ever existed.' The rich man laughs. The poor man says, 'I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it.' The rich man laughs again and says, 'OK, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller?' The rich man goes home poor. The poor man goes home rich. What song did he sing?
Happy Birthday.
86.45 %
52 votes