Clean riddles

cleanfunnyloveshort

Someone you love

How do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.
84.37 %
62 votes

cleanfunny

Walking under a umbrella

Four children and their pet dog were walking under a small umbrella. But none of them became wet. How?
It was not raining!
86.91 %
43 votes

cleanshort

A raw egg

How can you drop a raw egg from a height onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Concrete floors are very hard to crack.
87.71 %
46 votes

cleanlogicwhat am I

Silver-tongued, but never lie

I’m teary-eyed but never cry, silver-tongued, but never lie. double-winged, but never fly, air-cooled, but never dry. What am I?
Mercury. The element looks shiny, silver, and is wet. The god Mercury has two wings but only uses them to run.
85.06 %
65 votes

cleanshortwhat am I

Shut up in a wooden case

I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case from which I’m never released, and yet I am used by many. What am I?
Pencil lead.
86.20 %
51 votes