How do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else. cleanshort
What has four legs, but can't walk?
Four children and their pet dog were walking under a small umbrella. But none of them became wet. How?
It was not raining!cleanshort
How can you drop a raw egg from a height onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Concrete floors are very hard to crack.cleanlogicmathshort
If you multiply all the numbers on the telephone, what is the answer?
0 (Remember, their is a zero!)cleanfunnyloveshort
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.cleanlogicwhat am I
I’m teary-eyed but never cry,
silver-tongued, but never lie.
double-winged, but never fly,
air-cooled, but never dry.
What am I?
Mercury. The element looks shiny, silver, and is wet. The god Mercury has two wings but only uses them to run.cleanshortwhat am I
I am taken from a mine,
and shut up in a wooden case
from which I’m never released,
and yet I am used by many.
What am I?
Pencil lead.cleanshortwhat am I
I have foot, but there are no legs! What Am I?
I always come down and never ever go up? Think, think and think! We all just love it.