cleanfunnyshortWhat happens when you throw a blue rock into the yellow sea?
It will sink.
cleanshortWhat king can you make if you take:
the head of a lamb
the middle of a pig
the hind of a buffalo
and the tail of a dragon?
A lion, king of the jungle! (the head of a Lamb, the middle of a pIg, the hind of a buffalO and the tail of a dragoN)
cleanpoemsPronounced as one letter,
And written with three,
Two letters there are,
And two only in me.
I’m double, I’m single,
I’m black blue and gray,
I’m read from both ends,
And the same either way.
Eye.
cleanshortwhat am II am a white box having no key or any lid.
Yet there is a golden treasure inside it.
What Am I ?
An egg.
cleanshortWhy does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
animalcleanshortI live in the ocean.
I have eight legs, two big claws and a tail.
My body has a hard shell.
I eat anything I can find.
I am a...
Lobster.
cleanfunnyshort In a major league baseball game, a pitcher faced only 27 batters. Every batter he faced, he struck out. He allowed no hits and no runs, yet his team lost 4-0. How could this be?
He came in as a relief pitcher in the top of first winning with no outs after the dork starting pitcher had already given up four runs!
cleanshortEven if you give this to someone else, you still get to keep it. What is it?
Your word.
cleanI am in a land where thirty men and two women were dressed in classic black and white dress. They began to fight as soon as any of them moves.
Where am I ?
In a Chess board.
animalcleanfunnyshortHow do birds communicate?
On twitter.
