The beginning of eternity,
The end of time and space.
The beginning of every end,
And the end of every place.
Scientists are trying to find out what is between earth and heaven. Can you find me?
What type of cheese is made backwards?
What you cannot hold it but it is yours?
It will never ask you any question, but you will still answer it. What is that?
A door bell and a phone call.
What is the value of 1/2 of 2/3 of 3/4 of 4/5 of 5/6 of 6/7 of 7/8 of 8/9 of 9/10 of 1000?
100. Looks hard? Don't worry, just work it backwards and you'll find it very easy.
I have just one, but with eight to spare,
I am usually friendly, but I sometimes act like I don't care.
What am I?
A cat (9 lives).
What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
A man rode out of town on Sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on Sunday. How is this possible?
His Horse was called Sunday!
Two fathers and two sons went fishing one day. They were there the whole day and only caught 3 fish. One father said, that is enough for all of us, we will have one each. How can this be possible?
There was the father, his son, and his son's son. This equals 2 fathers and 2 sons for a total of 3!