One company had two factories, in different parts of the country, that were making the same style of shoes. In both factories, workers were stealing shoes. How, without using any security, could that company stop the stealing?
Make one factory make the left shoe, and the other make the right shoe.animalcleanfunny
What do you call an elephant with wings?
A Jumbo Jet.cleanfunny
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.cleanshort
Brothers, all pair up; Bodies firm and tall.
You only care to eat the solid food,
And don’t care to eat the soup.
One winter day, there was a man standing in the middle of someone's front yard. The person stayed there for several weeks without moving and the owner of the yard didn't mind. Eventually the man left. Who was the man?
What has no beginning, end, or middle?
What is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter.cleanfunny
If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
What you call a witch at a beach?