Clean riddles

cleanfunnytricky

You are in a cold house in the winter. It is dark. You have one match. There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove. Which do you light first?
The match.
82.39 %
62 votes
cleancleversimple

How do you divide 20 oranges equally to 11 girls? No one gets more and no one gets less. All 11 girls should receive equal portions. How?
Juice the oranges and serve the equal quantity of orange juice.
82.37 %
47 votes
logiccleanclever

What's the missing letter? J ? M A M J J A S O N D
F. Eplanation: The letters are the first letter of each of the twelve months. The second month is February.
82.37 %
47 votes
cleanpoemssimple

Die without me, Never thank me. Walk right through me, Never feel me. Always watching, Never speaking. Always lurking, Never seen.
Air.
82.29 %
76 votes