cleanfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
cleanshortBrothers, all pair up; Bodies firm and tall.
You only care to eat the solid food,
And don’t care to eat the soup.
Chopsticks.
cleanfunnyshort One winter day, there was a man standing in the middle of someone's front yard. The person stayed there for several weeks without moving and the owner of the yard didn't mind. Eventually the man left. Who was the man?
A snowman.
cleanshortWhat has no beginning, end, or middle?
A doughnut.
cleanfunnyshortWhat is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
Cheerios.
cleanfunnyshortHow do you prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter.
cleanfunnyIf a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
cleanfunnyshortWhat you call a witch at a beach?
Sandwich.
cleanshortWhat do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
animalcleanfunnyshortWhat is a frog’s favorite year?
Leap Year.
