Why did the bee get married?
Because he found his honey.cleanpoemswhat am I
I am the black child of a white father, a wingless bird, flying even to the clouds of heaven. I give birth to tears of mourning in pupils that meet me, even though there is no cause for grief, and at once on my birth I am dissolved into air. What am I?
If you see a bird sitting on a twig, how could you get the twig without disturbing the bird?
Wait until the bird flies away.animalcleanfunny
What bird can write?
What do you call two birds in love?
The red house is on the white street, and the blue house is on the red street. Where is the white house?
I have just one, but with eight to spare, I am usually friendly, but I sometimes act like I don't care. What am I?
A cat (9 lives).animalcleanfunnyshort
What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!cleanfunnyshort
A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less. animalcleanfunnyshort
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?