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Black child of a white father

I am the black child of a white father, a wingless bird, flying even to the clouds of heaven. I give birth to tears of mourning in pupils that meet me, even though there is no cause for grief, and at once on my birth I am dissolved into air. What am I?
Smoke.
93.55 %
39 votes

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Bird sitting on a twig

If you see a bird sitting on a twig, how could you get the twig without disturbing the bird?
Wait until the bird flies away.
89.33 %
39 votes

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The White house

The red house is on the white street, and the blue house is on the red street. Where is the white house?
Washington, DC.
92.67 %
34 votes

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Barrel

A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
93.22 %
37 votes