Clean riddles

cleanpoemsshort

Never feel me

Die without me, Never thank me. Walk right through me, Never feel me. Always watching, Never speaking. Always lurking, Never seen.
Air.
94.36 %
45 votes

cleanpoemsshort

As cold as death

Alive without breath, As cold as death; Never thirsty, ever drinking, All in mail never clinking.
Fish.
91.04 %
47 votes

cleanpoemsshort

Lapis lazuli

I am seen in the water if seen in the sky, I am in the rainbow, A jay's feather, And lapis lazuli.
Blue.
91.77 %
30 votes

cleanfunny

A magician

A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. How did he do it?
The kid filled a glass of water and held it over his head for 10 minutes.
93.22 %
37 votes

animalcleanshort

Silver in my track

If a man carried my burden He would break his back. I am not rich, but leave silver in my track.
Snail.
93.39 %
38 votes

cleanshort

Secrets I can keep.

You write on me and secrets I can keep. In places never seen. I spin like a top. Though stiff as a board, I'm often described like a mop. What am I?
A Floppy Disk.
92.46 %
33 votes

cleanshort

Invading

I heard of an invading, vanquishing army sweeping across the land, liquid-quick; conquering everything, quelling resistance. With it came darkness, dimming the light. Humans hid in their houses, while outside spears pierced, shattering stones walls. Uncountable soldiers smashed into the ground, but each elicited life as he died. When the army had vanished, advancing northward, the land was gree and growing, refresh.
Rainstorm.
93.39 %
38 votes