Clean riddles

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I drift forever with the current down these long canals they've made

I drift forever with the current down these long canals they've made. Tame, yet wild, I run elusive, multitasking to your aid. Before I came, the world was darker. Colder, sometimes, rougher, true. But though I might make living easy, I'm good at killing people too.
Electricity.
87.19 %
44 votes

cleanshort

Roosters's eggs

If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
86.40 %
30 votes

cleanshort

Three playing cards

Three playing cards in a row. Can you name them with these clues? There is a two to the right of a king. A diamond will be found to the left of a spade. An ace is to the left of a heart. A heart is to the left of a spade. Now, identify all three cards.
Ace of Diamonds, King of Hearts, Two of Spades.
86.62 %
42 votes

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Whoever...

Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. Whoever knows it, wants it not.
Counterfeit money.
89.07 %
38 votes

cleanshort

You saw me where I never was

You saw me where I never was and where I could not be. And yet within that very place, my face you often see.
Reflection.
87.71 %
46 votes

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Of no use to one, yet absolute bliss to two

Of no use to one, yet absolute bliss to two. The small boy gets it for nothing. The young man has to lie or work for it. The old man has to buy it. The baby’s right, the lover’s privilege, the hypocrite’s mask. To the young girl, faith; To the married woman, hope; To the old maid, charity. What am I?
A kiss.
81.40 %
37 votes