Clean riddles

cleanshort

Add two to eleven

When can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?
When you add two hours to eleven o'clock, you get one o'clock.
92.46 %
33 votes

cleanshort

The smartest primate

You are in a room with 3 monkeys. One monkey has a banana, one has a stick, and one has nothing. Who is the smartest primate?
You.
93.39 %
38 votes

cleanshort

I drift forever with the current down these long canals they've made

I drift forever with the current down these long canals they've made. Tame, yet wild, I run elusive, multitasking to your aid. Before I came, the world was darker. Colder, sometimes, rougher, true. But though I might make living easy, I'm good at killing people too.
Electricity.
93.70 %
40 votes