cleanshortwhat am I
When it comes to me, you go on red and stops on green. What am I?
What happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
You get buttered up.cleanshort
How can you make seven even?
Remove the letter s.cleanshort
When can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?
When you add two hours to eleven o'clock, you get one o'clock.cleanfunnyshort
How many seconds are there in a year?
12. (January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd,...)cleanfunnyshort
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
You are in a room with 3 monkeys. One monkey has a banana, one has a stick, and one has nothing. Who is the smartest primate?
I am always hungry and will die if not fed, whatever I touch will soon turn red.
I drift forever with the current down these long canals they've made.
Tame, yet wild, I run elusive, multitasking to your aid.
Before I came, the world was darker. Colder, sometimes, rougher, true.
But though I might make living easy, I'm good at killing people too.
Say my name and I disappear.