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What does man love more than life

What does man love more than life, Fear more than death or mortal strife. What the poor have, the rich require, and what contented men desire. What the miser spends and the spendthrift saves, And all men carry to their graves?
Nothing.
85.29 %
57 votes

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Add two to eleven

When can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?
When you add two hours to eleven o'clock, you get one o'clock.
84.17 %
35 votes

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The smartest primate

You are in a room with 3 monkeys. One monkey has a banana, one has a stick, and one has nothing. Who is the smartest primate?
You.
85.39 %
48 votes