What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws.
He was walking...not driving.cleanshort
Which one of Santa's reindeer can be seen on Valentines day?
What is the center of Gravity?
The letter V.cleanshort
What is the last thing you take off before bed?
Your feet off the floor.cleanfunnyshort
A lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street. Who had the biggest hat?
The one with the biggest head.cleanshort
What kind of cup doesn't hold water?
There is bomb on top of a computer; around the computer are a hairbrush, keys, phone and a cup. When the explosion comes, what item destroyed first?
What jumps higher than a building?
All animals can jump higher than a building. Buildings do not jump.cleanshort
You've heard me before, yet you hear me again,
Then I die 'til you call me again.