cleanshortWhich one of Santa's reindeer can be seen on Valentines day?
Cupid.
cleanfunnyshortWhat is the center of Gravity?
The letter V.
cleanshortWhat is the last thing you take off before bed?
Your feet off the floor.
cleanfunnyshortA lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street. Who had the biggest hat?
The one with the biggest head.
cleanshortWhat kind of cup doesn't hold water?
Cupcake.
cleanshortThere is bomb on top of a computer; around the computer are a hairbrush, keys, phone and a cup. When the explosion comes, what item destroyed first?
The bomb.
cleanshortWhat jumps higher than a building?
All animals can jump higher than a building. Buildings do not jump.
cleanshortYou've heard me before, yet you hear me again,
Then I die 'til you call me again.
Echo.
cleanWhat does man love more than life,
Fear more than death or mortal strife.
What the poor have, the rich require,
and what contented men desire.
What the miser spends and the spendthrift saves,
And all men carry to their graves?
Nothing.
cleanshortwhat am II am a nut with a whole. What am I?
Donut.
