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The biggest hat

A lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street. Who had the biggest hat?
The one with the biggest head.
89.07 %
38 votes

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Bomb

There is bomb on top of a computer; around the computer are a hairbrush, keys, phone and a cup. When the explosion comes, what item destroyed first?
The bomb.
92.02 %
31 votes

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Higher than a building

What jumps higher than a building?
All animals can jump higher than a building. Buildings do not jump.
93.05 %
36 votes

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What does man love more than life

What does man love more than life, Fear more than death or mortal strife. What the poor have, the rich require, and what contented men desire. What the miser spends and the spendthrift saves, And all men carry to their graves?
Nothing.
91.39 %
49 votes