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A bus driver

A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?
He was walking...not driving.
79.60 %
53 votes

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The biggest hat

A lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street. Who had the biggest hat?
The one with the biggest head.
87.46 %
45 votes

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Bomb

There is bomb on top of a computer; around the computer are a hairbrush, keys, phone and a cup. When the explosion comes, what item destroyed first?
The bomb.
81.40 %
37 votes

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Higher than a building

What jumps higher than a building?
All animals can jump higher than a building. Buildings do not jump.
86.91 %
43 votes