crazystupidtrickyWhy was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.
logictrickysimpleWhat came first, the chicken or the egg?
Dinosaurs laid eggs long before there were chickens.
logictrickyTommy Tucker took two strings and tied two turtles to two tall trees. How many T’s in that?
There are 2 t’s in THAT.
funnylogictrickyA horse is on a 24 foot chain and wants an apple that is 26 feet away. How can the horse get to the apple?
The chain is not attached to anything.
cleanpoemstrickyI am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space.
I am essential to creation, and I surround every place.
The letter "E".
funnytrickyIf it takes one man three days to dig a hole, how long does it take two men to dig half a hole?
You can't dig half a hole.
funnytrickyWhat kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
A Dogwood.
cleanlogictrickyThere is bomb on top of a computer; around the computer are a hairbrush, keys, phone and a cup. When the explosion comes, what item destroyed first?
The bomb.
logicmathtrickyHockey Stick and ball cost $50. If the Stick cost $49 more than the ball. What is the cost of each ?
Hockey Stick $49.50 & ball $0.50.
what am ItrickyI’m the end of the colourful rainbow. What am I?
W.
