cleansimpleWhat has a foot on each side and one in the middle?
A yardstick.
cleansimplecleverWhat always sleeps with his shoes on?
A horse.
cleancrazyName four days of the week that start with the letter "t"?
Tuesday, Thursday, today, and tomorrow.
cleansimpleWhat is something you will never see again?
Yesterday.
cleansimpleWhat can you swallow than can also swallow you?
Water.
cleansimpleWhat can you hold in your left hand, but not in your right hand?
Your right hand.
cleanfunnyWhat kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
cleansimpletrickyWhat bird can lift the most?
A crane.
cleansimplelogicWhat is the last thing you take off before bed?
Your feet off the floor.
simplelogiccleanWhich city is three fifth chick two third cat and 50% goat?
Chicago.