cleanYou are in a room with 3 monkeys. One monkey has a banana, one has a stick, and one has nothing. Who is the smartest primate?
You.
cleanfunnyThere is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
A window.
cleanwhat am IsimpleThe more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Footsteps.
cleansimplelogicWhat has only two words, but thousands of letters?
Post office.
cleanWhat kind of ties can you never wear?
Railroad ties.
cleansimplelogicWhat is as light as a feather but even the strongest man in the world can’t hold it for long?
His breath.
cleanwhat am IsimplelogicLook at me. I can bring a smile to your face, a tear to your eye, or even a thought to your mind. But, I can't be seen. What am I?
Memories.
cleanlogicsimpleWhat can you catch but not throw?
A cold.
cleanfunnylogicA man rode out of town on Sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on Sunday. How is this possible?
His Horse was called Sunday!
cleansimplelogicWhat jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
A kangaroo.
