There are ten people in a house. Everybody wants to make a hand shake with only people shorter than themselves. Assume everybody is different in height. How many hand shakes are made?
0, because a taller person wants to shake hands with a shorter person. But the shorter person doesn't want to shake hands with him.
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What do you get if you add 2 to 200 four times?
202 , 202 , 202 , 202.cleanfunnyshort
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.cleanfunnyshort
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Fish and ships.animalfunny
What always sleeps with his shoes on?
How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.funnyshort
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A lost camel!funnyshort
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Shall we go for a dip?cleanfunnylogiclove
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away!crazyfunnyshort
What do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?