dirtywhat am II go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?
Gum.
trickyfunnyWhat do you call a calf after it's six months old?
Seven months old.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI have a face like a tree and skin like the sea. A great beast I am, yet small vermin frighten me. What am I?
An elephant.
crazyfunnyI am a soldier and i really hate one month. Which month i am talking about?
March.
cleanlogicwhat am IsimpleGive me food, and I will live.
Give me water, and I will die.
What am I?
Fire.
cleanEvery night I'm told what to do, and each morning I do what i'm told.
But I still don't escape your scold.
An alarm clock.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI live in the ocean.
I have eight legs, two big claws and a tail.
My body has a hard shell.
I eat anything I can find.
I am a...
Lobster.
cleanlogicTall I am young, short I am old. While with life I glow, wind is my foe. What am I?
A candle.
cleansimpleWhat do you call a cat crossed with a fish?
Catfish.
cleansimpleWhat time of day, when written in a capital letters, is the same forwards, backwards and upside down?
Noon.