cleansimplepunnyA turkey has a musical part to it, what is it?
Drumstick.
cleanwhat am IsimplecleverI have a little house in which I live all alone. It has no doors or windows, and if I want to go out I must break through the wall. What am I?
A chick in an egg.
crazyfunnyWhy shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
what am IsimplecleanIf I drink, I die. If i eat, I am fine. What am I?
Fire.
funnysimpletrickyA clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
cleansimplepoemsUntil I am measured I am not known.
Yet how you miss me when I have flown.
Time.
cleanlovesimpleThis word is a favorite of girls. Boys are unnerved on the mention of it. Once love finds its accompaniment, it becomes a lifelong event. What is it?
Forever.
cleanloveWhat makes grown men cry, but humanity would go extinct without it?
Love.
cleansimpleI cannot be felt, seen or touched, yet I can be found in everybody. My existence is always in debate, yet I have my own style of music.
I'm a soul.
logictrickyTom's height is six feet, he is an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 12 shoes. What does he weigh?
Meat.