cleanfunnytrickyYou are in a cold house in the winter.
It is dark.
You have one match.
There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove.
Which do you light first?
The match.
cleverfunnyWhere do fish deposit their money?
On the river bank.
cleansimplepunnyA turkey has a musical part to it, what is it?
Drumstick.
cleanwhat am IsimplecleverI have a little house in which I live all alone. It has no doors or windows, and if I want to go out I must break through the wall. What am I?
A chick in an egg.
crazyfunnyWhy shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
what am IsimplecleanIf I drink, I die. If i eat, I am fine. What am I?
Fire.
cleansimplelogiccleverWhat is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
Charcoal.
funnysimpletrickyA clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
cleansimplepoemsUntil I am measured I am not known.
Yet how you miss me when I have flown.
Time.
cleansimpleWhat is as big as you are and yet does not weigh anything?
Shadow.
