simpletrickyIf you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become?
Wet.
trickysimplelogicWhat kinds of stones are never found in the ocean?
Dry stones.
trickyfunnyIt is a city that has no people! What is that?
Electricity.
cleanfunnytrickyYou are in a cold house in the winter.
It is dark.
You have one match.
There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove.
Which do you light first?
The match.
funnysimpletrickyA clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
logictrickyTom's height is six feet, he is an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 12 shoes. What does he weigh?
Meat.
trickyfunnyWhat does a cat have that no other animal has?
Kittens.
trickyfunnyWhat do you call a calf after it's six months old?
Seven months old.
logictrickyIf you had one match and entered a room in which there were a kerosene lamp, an oil burner, and a wood burning stove, which would you light first?
The match.
cleanpoemstrickyI am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space.
I am essential to creation, and I surround every place.
The letter "E".