funnytrickyscaryImagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?
Quit imagining.
trickycleanWhat goes up but never comes down?
A balloon filled with helium.
simplelogictrickyWhat was the biggest island in the world before the discovery of Greenland by viking Erik the Red?
Greenland was always the biggest island in the world, even before it was discovered.
funnytrickyWhat has five eyes, but cannot see?
The Mississippi River.
funnytrickycleverWhy don't tigers like fast food?
Because they can't catch it!
cleanmathtrickyHow can you make seven even?
Remove the letter s.
cleantrickyWhen can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?
When you add two hours to eleven o'clock, you get one o'clock.
funnytrickyBay of Bengal is in which state?
Liquid.
mathtrickycrazyWhat do you get if you add 3 to 300 five times?
303 , 303 , 303 , 303 , 303
cleanpoemstrickyI am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space.
I am essential to creation, and I surround every place.
The letter "E".
