What has five eyes, but cannot see?
The Mississippi River.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Dinosaurs laid eggs long before there were chickens.
A hungry donkey was tied to a rope eight feet long. About thirty feet away there was a basket of fresh carrots. The donkey wanted to eat those carrots. How did he reach them?
It's not tied to anything else!
What do you get if you add 3 to 300 five times?
303 , 303 , 303 , 303 , 303
What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
When can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?
When you add two hours to eleven o'clock, you get one o'clock.
I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space.
I am essential to creation, and I surround every place.
The letter "E".
It was very dark. There was no electricity in the house. They had no candles or lanterns. The house was completely dark. A girl was reading and preparing for her exams. How?
Simple! The girl was blind and she was reading through Braille method.
What happens when you throw a blue rock into the yellow sea?
It will sink.
There was a plane crash every single person died. Who survived?