cleanfunnyWhat did the store clerk say to the woman who asked to try on the dress in the window?
I'm sorry Ma'am, you'll have to use the dressing room.
cleanlogicsimplecleverIt is an insect, and the first part of its name is the name of another insect. What is it?
Beetle.
cleantrickyWhat jumps higher than a building?
All animals and people can jump higher than a building. Buildings do not jump.
cleansimpleBrothers, all pair up; Bodies firm and tall.
You only care to eat the solid food,
And don’t care to eat the soup.
Chopsticks
cleansimplelogicThis guy runs fast but cannot stand. People ride this horse that never eats grass. What is it?
Bicycle.
cleansimplelogictrickyA bird, squirrel, and a monkey are running to the top of a coconut tree to get a banana - who will be the first to get to the banana?
None – you cannot get a banana from a coconut tree.
simplecleanfunnyIf money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
Fall.
cleansimpleIf a man carried my burden
He would break his back.
I am not rich,
but leave silver in my track.
Snail.
cleansimpleWhat is something you will never see again?
Yesterday.
cleansimpleWhat can you swallow than can also swallow you?
Water.
