cleanwhat am IsimpleI'm in your phone. Sometimes I laugh. Sometimes I cry. I even flip you off from time to time. What am I ?
An emoji.
simplecleanWhat type of cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
cleanlogicwhat am IsimpleWhat do you throw out when you want to use it, but take in when you don't want to use it?
An anchor.
cleansimpleWhat is the similarity between a tooth and a tree?
Both have roots.
cleanfunnyWhat is the largest ant in the world?
Elephant.
cleansimplelogicWhat has a head like a cat, feet like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isn't a cat?
A kitten.
logicclevercleanA word I know,
Six letters it contains,
Subtract just one,
And twelve is what remains.
Dozens.
cleanlogicsimpleThere is one thing that goes round the house and also inside the house but never even share a brief touch. What is it?
Sun.
cleanfunnylogicYou leave home, make three left turns, and return home where you find two men wearing masks. Who are they?
A catcher and an umpire.
cleanwhat am IsimplelogicI create my lair with earthen string and dispatch my prey with a biting sting. What am I?
A spider.