cleanwho am IsimplelogicEveryone in the world break me when they speak every time. Who am I?
Silence.
cleansimplelogicWhat is the last thing you take off before bed?
Your feet off the floor.
simplelogiccleanWhich city is three fifth chick two third cat and 50% goat?
Chicago.
cleanwhat am IsimplelogicIts ready to walk when I'm all tied up, but really should stop when I'm untied. What am I?
Shoes.
cleansimplelogictrickyA bird, squirrel, and a monkey are running to the top of a coconut tree to get a banana - who will be the first to get to the banana?
None – you cannot get a banana from a coconut tree.
logicsimplecleanWhat is the significance of the following: The year is 1978, thirty-four minutes past noon on May 6th.
The time and month/date/year are 12:34, 5/6/78.
logicclevercleanA word I know,
Six letters it contains,
Subtract just one,
And twelve is what remains.
Dozens.
logiccleverA sign on the barber's door says "I shave only those who do not shave themselves." Does the barber shave himself?
There is no answer, it's a paradox. It cannot be made to work. Search: "Barber paradox"
cleansimplelogicMr. and Mrs. Mustard have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the Mustard family?
There are nine Mustards in the family. Since each daughter shares the same brother, there are six girls, one boy and Mr. and Mrs. Mustard.
what am IlogicclevercleansimpleI have more than 80 keys, but I cannot open any lock. What Am I?
A piano.
