funnytrickycleandirtyWhy is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?
Because he is still living.
cleanpoemssimpleIt can be cracked,
it can be made,
It can be told,
it can be played.
What is it?
A joke.
cleanwho am IsimplecleverI have all the knowledge you have. But I am small as your fist that your hands can hold me. Who am I?
I'm your brain.
what am IsimpleclevercleanlogicMy best buddy always makes mistakes. But I would easily get rid of the mistakes. What Am I?
An eraser (on pencil).
cleansimpleWhat goes up when rain comes down?
An umbrella.
cleansimpleThey are twin sisters, same height; they work in the kitchen, arm in arm. Whatever is cooked, they always try it first.
Chopsticks.
cleanWhat nuts give you a cold?
Cachoo (cashew) nuts.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI have a face like a tree and skin like the sea. A great beast I am, yet small vermin frighten me. What am I?
An elephant.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI'm a soft and furry pet.
I have four legs and a long tail.
I have sharp teeth and claws.
I like to chase mice.
I am a...
Cat.
cleanlogictrickyA beggar's brother died, but the man who died had not brother.
How could this be?
The beggar was a women.
