simplecleanWhat is the similarity between your eyes and your school?
Both have pupils.
cleansimplelogicWhat jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
A kangaroo.
cleanwhat am IPeople buy me to eat, but never eat me. What am I?
A plate.
poemscleanWhat always runs, but never walks,
often murmurs, never talks,
has a bed, but never sleeps,
has a mouth, but never eats?
A river.
cleansimpleWhat starts with "w" and ends with "hat"?
what
what am IsimpleclevercleanI always work under pressure and by myself is the only way I'm hurt.
I was formed under pressure and for woman I'm pleasure.
What am I?
A diamond.
cleanloveWhat three words are said too much, yet not enough?
I love you.
cleansimpleWhat has hands but can not clap?
A clock.
cleanfunnywhat am ITake me for a spin and I'll make you cool, but use me in the winter and you're fool.
What am I?
A fan.
cleanWhat gets shorter when you close your arm?
A sleeve.