Clean riddles

cleanfunnyshort

Lost

What can you lose that will cause other people to lose theirs too?
Your temper.
79.75 %
47 votes

cleanshort

Gone with the night

I follow you all day long, But when the night or rain comes, I am all gone.
A shadow.
86.32 %
41 votes

cleanlogicshort

Two men are in a desert. They're both wearing backpacks. One of the men is dead. The man who is alive, has his pack open. The dead man's pack is closed. What is in their packs?
A parachute.
86.69 %
53 votes

cleanfunnylogic

Two men wearing masks

You leave home, make three left turns, and return home where you find two men wearing masks. Who are they?
A catcher and an umpire.
85.39 %
48 votes

cleanfunnylogic

The least sleep

During what month do people sleep the least?
February because it's the shortest month.
84.80 %
46 votes

cleanfunnylogic

The ladder

A boy fell off a 30 meter ladder but did not get hurt. Why not?
He fell off the bottom step.
84.78 %
55 votes