Clean riddles

cleanshort

Gone with the night

I follow you all day long, But when the night or rain comes, I am all gone.
A shadow.
89.07 %
38 votes

cleanlogicshort

Two men are in a desert. They're both wearing backpacks. One of the men is dead. The man who is alive, has his pack open. The dead man's pack is closed. What is in their packs?
A parachute.
89.58 %
40 votes

cleanfunnylogic

Two men wearing masks

You leave home, make three left turns, and return home where you find two men wearing masks. Who are they?
A catcher and an umpire.
87.19 %
44 votes

cleanfunnylogic

The least sleep

During what month do people sleep the least?
February because it's the shortest month.
89.58 %
40 votes

cleanfunnylogic

The ladder

A boy fell off a 30 meter ladder but did not get hurt. Why not?
He fell off the bottom step.
88.20 %
48 votes