# Clean riddles

## Starts with

What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has more than 1000 letters?
A post office.
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## I like to smell things

I have four legs. I'm very smart and I like to play. I like to smell things. I can wag my tail. I am a..
Dog.
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## A parrot

A petshop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said "Parrot repeats everything it hears". Davey bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot. How can this be?
The parrot was deaf.
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## Six faces

What has six faces, but does not wear makeup. It also has twenty-one eyes, but cannot see?
A die (dice).
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## Defending the bridge

Two soldiers, William and Ethan, are assigned to guard a bridge, which connects the West and East sides of the Great Kingdom. Each soldier is ordered to stand at an end of the bridge to make sure no criminals cross. On one side of the bridge stands William, watching over the West side of the kingdom, and making sure no shady characters try to cross the bridge. Ethan stands on the other side of the bridge, facing the East side of the kingdom with his rifle at the ready in case any criminals try to pass across. "Any criminals today?" William asks. Ethan rolls his eyes. "What do you think?" he asks. "You roll your eyes too much," William says. How could William tell that Ethan was rolling his eyes?
William is on the east side of the bridge, facing the West side of the kingdom, while Ethan is on the west side of the bridge, facing the East side of the kingdom. So William and Ethan are facing each other, and can see each other's faces.
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## Zen Master

The student's first lesson was that in order to learn from the Zen Master, the student should be asking the questions and not the Zen Master.
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## You've heard me before

You've heard me before, yet you hear me again, Then I die 'til you call me again.
Echo.
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## What does a house wear?

What does a house wear?
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## Four daughters

Mr. Smith has 4 daughters. Each of his daughters has a brother. How many children does Mr. Smith have?
He has 5 children, all of the daughters have the same 1 brother.
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