Clean riddles

cleanfunny

Carnival

A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
The man did exactly as he said he would and wrote "your exact weight" on the paper.
83.67 %
51 votes

cleanshort

Black when you buy it

What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
Charcoal.
75.66 %
49 votes

cleanshort

18th birthday

A boy was born in 1955. He just had his 18th birthday today. How did that happen?
1955 is not the year he was born. It was the hospital room he was born in
74.73 %
52 votes

cleanlogicwhat am I

Move very slowly

I move very slowly at an imperceptible rate, although I take my time, I am never late. I accompany life, and survive past demise, I am viewed with esteem in many women's eyes. What am I?
I am your hair.
74.63 %
71 votes

cleanshort

We hurt without moving

We hurt without moving. We poison without touching. We bear the truth and the lies. We are not to be judged by our size. What are we?
Words.
85.48 %
67 votes

cleanshort

Shortest sentence

What is the shortest complete sentence in the English language?
I am.
71.35 %
41 votes

cleanshortwhat am I

No one ever saw me

Never was, I am always to be. No one ever saw me, nor ever will. And yet I am the confidence of all, to live and breathe on this terrestrial ball. What am I?
Future.
77.36 %
64 votes