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A hungry donkey

A hungry donkey was tied to a rope eight feet long. About thirty feet away there was a basket of fresh carrots. The donkey wanted to eat those carrots. How did he reach them?
It's not tied to anything else!
93.22 %
37 votes

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Hat to the scarf

What did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around, I'll go ahead.
86.00 %
40 votes

cleanshortwhat am I

Seas without water

I have seas without water. I have forests without wood. I have deserts without sand. I have houses with no brick. What am I?
A map.
90.04 %
42 votes

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Greatest invention ever?

There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls.What is it?
A window.
89.44 %
54 votes

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Not one single man got wet

Four men were fishing in a boat on the lake. The boat turned over and all four men sank to the bottom of the lake. And yet, not one single man got wet. How is this possible?
All of the men were married.
91.04 %
47 votes