If you have two coins which total 35 cents and one of the coins is not a dime, what are the two coins?
A quarter and a dime. One coin is not a dime, but the other one is.
What goes up but never comes down?
A balloon filled with helium.
Two baseball teams played a game. One team won but no man touched base. How could that be?
They were all girl teams.
How can you make seven even?
Remove the letter s.
Jason decided to give his bike 3 coats of paint. Which coat would go on the first?
The second, as it is the only coat that can go on 'the first' coat.
An egg has to fall 100 feet, but it can't break upon landing (or in the air). Its fall can't be slowed down, nor can its landing be cushioned in any way. How is it done?
Drop it from more than 100 feet high. It won't break for the first 100 feet.
Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
Mt. Everest; it just wasn’t discovered yet.
Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?
There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.
What do you get if you add 2 to 200 four times?
202 , 202 , 202 , 202.
Why is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?
Because he is still living.