cleansimpletrickyDavid's father has three sons : Snap, Crackle and _____ ?
David.
funnytrickyWhat do you get if you add 2 to 200 four times?
202 , 202 , 202 , 202.
cleantrickylogiccleverWhat is it that when you take away the whole, you still have some left over?
Wholesome.
trickysimplelogicWhat kinds of stones are never found in the ocean?
Dry stones.
trickyfunnyIt is a city that has no people! What is that?
Electricity.
funnysimpletrickyA clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
cleantrickyHow can you drop a raw egg from a height onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Concrete floors are very hard to crack.
logictrickyTom's height is six feet, he is an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 12 shoes. What does he weigh?
Meat.
funnytrickycleandirtyWhy is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?
Because he is still living.
trickyfunnyWhat does a cat have that no other animal has?
Kittens.
