cleanfunnyWhat is the first thing a storm cloud puts on after a shower?
Thunderwear.
cleanlogicpoemsThirty white horses on a red hill.
First they champ,
Then they stamp,
Then they stand still.
Who are they?
Teeth.
cleanfunnyWhat is the easiest way to double your money?
Put it in front of the mirror of course.
cleanwhat am II don’t speak, can’t hear or speak anything, but I will always tell the truth. What am I?
Mirror.
cleanlogicsimpleIf you drop me I'm sure to crack, but give me a smile and I'll always smile back.
Mirror.
