cleanfunnyWhat did the store clerk say to the woman who asked to try on the dress in the window?
I'm sorry Ma'am, you'll have to use the dressing room.
cleanlogicsimplecleverIt is an insect, and the first part of its name is the name of another insect. What is it?
Beetle.
logicsimplecleanName the only sport in which the ball is always in possession of the team on defense, and the offensive team can score without touching the ball?
Baseball.
cleantrickyWhat jumps higher than a building?
All animals and people can jump higher than a building. Buildings do not jump.
cleansimplelogicThis guy runs fast but cannot stand. People ride this horse that never eats grass. What is it?
Bicycle.
cleansimplelogictrickyA bird, squirrel, and a monkey are running to the top of a coconut tree to get a banana - who will be the first to get to the banana?
None – you cannot get a banana from a coconut tree.
simplecleanfunnyIf money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
Fall.
cleansimpleIf a man carried my burden
He would break his back.
I am not rich,
but leave silver in my track.
Snail.
what am IcleansimpleI can swim or walk for miles.
I’m big with thick, white hair.
I live up in the Arctic.
What I am?
Polar bear.
cleansimpleWhat is something you will never see again?
Yesterday.
