cleanWhat kind of ties can you never wear?
Railroad ties.
cleansimpleWhat is something you will never see again?
Yesterday.
cleanfunnycrazyWhy did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
cleansimplelogicWhat has only two words, but thousands of letters?
Post office.
cleanlogicIf you have one pound of rocks and one pound of feathers, which one will weigh more?
They both weigh a pound.
cleansimplelogicWhat is as light as a feather but even the strongest man in the world can’t hold it for long?
His breath.
cleanlogicsimpleWhat can you catch but not throw?
A cold.
cleanfunnylogicA man rode out of town on Sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on Sunday. How is this possible?
His Horse was called Sunday!
cleansimplelogicWhat jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
A kangaroo.
cleanlogicHow could the cowboy travel on friday, then sleep two days and then travel back home on friday.
If the horse was named Friday.
