funnyloveWhats the difference between love and marriage?
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
cleansimplelogicI have a face but no eyes, hands but no arms. What am I?
A clock.
logicmathA clock chimes 5 times in 4 seconds. How many times will it chime in 10 seconds?
11 times. It chimes at zero and then once every second for 10 seconds.
cleanEvery night I'm told what to do, and each morning I do what i'm told.
But I still don't escape your scold.
An alarm clock.
cleansimplelogicWhat is it that has hands, yet is unable to clap?
A clock.
cleansimplelogicWhat has two hands and face but no arms and legs?
A clock.
cleantrickyWhen can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?
When you add two hours to eleven o'clock, you get one o'clock.
