A sundial has the fewest moving parts of any timepiece. Which has the most?
An hourglass, with thousands of grains of sand.
Had at work day and night, it counts the numbers over and over. Although it counts all its life, it never gets past twelve.
Whats the difference between love and marriage?
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Can you make 10 plus 4 = 2?
Yes. 10 o'clock + 4 hours = 2 o'clock.
What has two hands and face but no arms and legs?
Every night I'm told what to do, and each morning I do what i'm told.
But I still don't escape your scold.
An alarm clock.
When can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?
When you add two hours to eleven o'clock, you get one o'clock.