When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
Mr. and Mrs. Mustard have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the Mustard family?
There are nine Mustards in the family. Since each daughter shares the same brother, there are six girls, one boy and Mr. and Mrs. Mustard.
What belongs to you but others use it more than you do?
cleanfunnywhat am I
There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What am I?
This is a watermelon.
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter "M".
Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?
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I have three eyes but only one leg.
I still close one even if you beg.
What am I?
A traffic light. Many people beg the light to stay green as they're approaching.
logicwho am Isimpleclean
I eat other animals.
I have a big mouth.
I am green.
I live in the water.
Who am I?
I am a crocodile.
Johnny‘s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child‘s name?
cleanwhat am I
You will always find me in the past. I can be created in the present, but the future can never taint me. What am I?