cleanwho am IsimplelogicEveryone in the world break me when they speak every time. Who am I?
Silence.
cleansimpleWhat can you hold in your left hand, but not in your right hand?
Your right hand.
cleansimplelogicWhat is the last thing you take off before bed?
Your feet off the floor.
simplecleanThrow away the outside and cook the inside, then eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it?
Corn on the cob, because you throw away the husk, cook and eat the kernels, and throw away the cob.
cleansimplecleverWhat flies without wings?
Time.
cleansimplelogictrickyA bird, squirrel, and a monkey are running to the top of a coconut tree to get a banana - who will be the first to get to the banana?
None – you cannot get a banana from a coconut tree.
logicsimplecleanWhat is the significance of the following: The year is 1978, thirty-four minutes past noon on May 6th.
The time and month/date/year are 12:34, 5/6/78.
cleansimplelogicMr. and Mrs. Mustard have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the Mustard family?
There are nine Mustards in the family. Since each daughter shares the same brother, there are six girls, one boy and Mr. and Mrs. Mustard.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI have foot, but there are no legs! What Am I?
A snail.
simpletrickyHow many apples grow on a tree?
All apples grow on trees only!