cleansimplelogictrickyA bird, squirrel, and a monkey are running to the top of a coconut tree to get a banana - who will be the first to get to the banana?
None – you cannot get a banana from a coconut tree.
funnytrickyTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
simpletrickyHow many apples grow on a tree?
All apples grow on trees only!
cleantrickyIf a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
trickylogicWhat is the word that is spelled incorrectly in all dictionaries?
Incorrectly.
trickyfunnyThe red house is on the white street, and the blue house is on the red street. Where is the white house?
Washington, DC.
cleansimpletrickyDavid's father has three sons : Snap, Crackle and _____ ?
David.
funnytrickyWhat do you get if you add 2 to 200 four times?
202 , 202 , 202 , 202.
cleantrickylogiccleverWhat is it that when you take away the whole, you still have some left over?
Wholesome.
simpletrickyIf you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become?
Wet.