funnytrickycleandirtyWhy is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?
Because he is still living.
cleanlogicsimpleIt is greater than god, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it, you will die? What is it?
Nothing.
cleansimpleRed through and through, it has no mouth. But it eats many things; it fears water but not wind.
Fire.
what am IsimplecleanI'm very, very big.
I like to eat peanuts and hay.
I have four legs and two big ears.
My long nose is called a trunk.
I am an...
Elephant.
cleanlogicsimpleIt is impossible to keep it until you give it someone else. What is that?
A promise.
logiccleansimpleWhich month has 30 days?
All of them, except February.
clevercleanlogicmysteryWhat is so delicate that saying its name breaks it?
Silence
cleanWhat is the shortest complete sentence in the English language?
I am.
cleanlogicWhy did I go golfing with two pairs of pants on?
Just in case I get a hole in 1.
cleanwhat am IsimplecleverI am a seed with three letters in my name. Take away the last two and I still sound the same. What am I?
Pea.
