Clean riddles

How can you make seven even?

Beth's mother has three daughters. One is called Lara, the other one is Sara. What is the name of the third daughter?

I don’t speak, can’t hear or speak anything, but I will always tell the truth. What am I?

If you multiply all the numbers on the telephone, what is the answer?

A group of campers have been on vacation so long, that they've forgotten the day of the week. The following conversation ensues. Darryl: "What's the day? I dont think it is Thursday, Friday or Saturday." Tracy: "Well that doesn't narrow it down much. Yesterday was Sunday." Melissa: "Yesterday wasn't Sunday, tomorrow is Sunday." Ben: "The day after tomorrow is Saturday." Adrienne: "The day before yesterday was Thursday." Susie: "Tomorrow is Saturday." David: "I know that the day after tomorrow is not Friday." If only one person's statement is true, what day of the week is it?

If you drop me I'm sure to crack, but give me a smile and I'll always smile back.

There were two women, standing and facing the opposite ways. The first lady was facing south and the second lady was facing north. But, they could see each other. How is that possible?

Thousands lay up gold within this house, but no man made it. Spears past counting guard this house, but no man wards it.

Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?

I am alive without breath and cold as death. I am never thirsty but always drinking. What am I?