# Clean riddles

## Thirty white horses on a red hill

Thirty white horses on a red hill. First they champ, Then they stamp, Then they stand still. Who are they?
Teeth.
64.22 %

## Has a neck but no head

What has a neck but no head?
A bottle.
64.19 %

## Black child of a white father

I am the black child of a white father, a wingless bird, flying even to the clouds of heaven. I give birth to tears of mourning in pupils that meet me, even though there is no cause for grief, and at once on my birth I am dissolved into air. What am I?
Smoke.
64.03 %

## I have billions of eyes

I have billions of eyes, yet i live in darkness. I have millions of ears, yet only four lobes. I have no muscle, yet i rule two hemispheres. What am I?
I am the human brain. The brain has billions of optic and auditory nerves, four lobes and two hemispheres, and is an organ of the human body.
63.99 %

## Catholic school

A young boy went to a Catholic school. During school he started goofing around, so the teacher called him out and sent him to the Pastor. Since this was a traditional school the boy would be spanked, but the Pastor believed in giving people a chance. He said, "If you can ask me a question about something you learned and I don't know the answer on the spot you will go free." The boy may have been lazy, but he was very witty. He asked, "What is it that you can see and I can see, usually every day, but God cannot see." The Pastor stood there, stumped. He couldn't figure it out because he strongly believed that God sees and knows all, and that there is only one God. The boy smiled and told him. What was it?
His own equal! We see our equals everyday, but since there is one God, he cannot see someone equal to himself.
63.83 %

## I am always hungry and will die if not fed

I am always hungry and will die if not fed, whatever I touch will soon turn red.
Fire.
63.83 %

## Seas without water

I have seas without water. I have forests without wood. I have deserts without sand. I have houses with no brick. What am I?
A map.
63.59 %

## Can be swallowed, but can also swallow you

What can be swallowed, but can also swallow you?
Pride.
63.55 %

## Spears past counting guard this house

Thousands lay up gold within this house, but no man made it. Spears past counting guard this house, but no man wards it.
A beehive.
63.49 %