logicsimplecleanWhat has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?
A shoe.
cleansimplelogicWhat goes up and down the stairs without moving?
A rug.
cleanThe more it dries, the wetter it gets. What is it?
A towel.
cleanlogicsimpleThis old one runs forever, but never moves at all. He has not lungs nor throat, but still a mighty roaring call. What is it?
A waterfall.
cleanYou are in a room with 3 monkeys. One monkey has a banana, one has a stick, and one has nothing. Who is the smartest primate?
You.
cleanlogicWhat word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short.
cleanlogicsimpleIf there're 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
If you take 2 apples, than you have of course 2.
cleanIt always goes up and never ever comes down! What is that?
There are two answers - your age and your height.
cleanWhat kind of ties can you never wear?
Railroad ties.
cleanfunnycrazyWhy did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
