simplecleanfunnyIf money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
Fall.
cleansimpleIf a man carried my burden
He would break his back.
I am not rich,
but leave silver in my track.
Snail.
cleansimpleWhat is something you will never see again?
Yesterday.
cleansimpleWhat can you swallow than can also swallow you?
Water.
cleansimpleWhat can you hold in your left hand, but not in your right hand?
Your right hand.
simplecleanWhat is always coming but never arrives?
Tomorrow.
cleansimplelogicWhat is the last thing you take off before bed?
Your feet off the floor.
simplecleanThrow away the outside and cook the inside, then eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it?
Corn on the cob, because you throw away the husk, cook and eat the kernels, and throw away the cob.
cleansimpleWhat has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg.
cleanwhat am IsimpleA container without hinges, lock or a key, yet a golden treasure lies inside me. What am I?
An egg.
