simplestupidWhat do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
cleansimplelogiccleverWhat is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
Charcoal.
cleansimpleWhat is as big as you are and yet does not weigh anything?
Shadow.
logictrickysimpleWhat came first, the chicken or the egg?
Dinosaurs laid eggs long before there were chickens.
cleansimplelogicWhat has two hands and face but no arms and legs?
A clock.
cleanfunnysimpleWhy is a river rich?
It has two banks.
cleansimpleNever trust this fellow’s grin. His teeth are sharp and course, his blood’s as cold as icicles, and he’ll show no remorse! What is it?
A crocodile.
simpleThis very thing you were born with pleases us all. It's even capable of making men fall, while only experienced by few it's treasured by all.
Beauty.
cleanwhat am IsimpleA mirror for the famous, but informative to all. I'll show you the world, but it may be a bit small. What am I?
A television.
cleanwhat am IpoemssimpleI have three eyes but only one leg.
I still close one even if you beg.
What am I?
A traffic light. Many people beg the light to stay green as they're approaching.
