simplecleanWhat type of cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
logicsimplecleanEvery time you lose something, you always find it in the very last place you would look. Why is this?
It is the last place you would look because once you find it there is no need to keep looking.
cleanlogicwhat am IsimpleWhat do you throw out when you want to use it, but take in when you don't want to use it?
An anchor.
cleansimpleWe hurt without moving. We poison without touching. We bear the truth and the lies. We are not to be judged by our size. What are we?
Words.
simplelogiccleanWhat's the difference between here and there?
T (the letter 't' is added to the front 'here' to spell 'there').
cleansimpleWhat is the similarity between a tooth and a tree?
Both have roots.
cleanfunnyWhat is the largest ant in the world?
Elephant.
cleansimplelogicCan you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday
Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow.
cleansimplelogicWhat has a head like a cat, feet like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isn't a cat?
A kitten.
cleanpoemssimpleI go around in circles,
but always go straight ahead.
I never ever complain,
no matter where I am lead
A Wheel.
