cleansimpleWhat can you swallow than can also swallow you?
Water.
cleansimpleWhat can you hold in your left hand, but not in your right hand?
Your right hand.
simplecleanWhat is always coming but never arrives?
Tomorrow.
cleanfunnyWhat kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
cleansimplelogicWhat is the last thing you take off before bed?
Your feet off the floor.
simplelogiccleanWhich city is three fifth chick two third cat and 50% goat?
Chicago.
simplecleanThrow away the outside and cook the inside, then eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it?
Corn on the cob, because you throw away the husk, cook and eat the kernels, and throw away the cob.
cleansimpleWhat has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg.
cleanwhat am IsimpleA container without hinges, lock or a key, yet a golden treasure lies inside me. What am I?
An egg.
cleansimplecleverWhat flies without wings?
Time.
