cleansimpleWhat can you swallow than can also swallow you?
Water.
cleanwho am IsimplelogicEveryone in the world break me when they speak every time. Who am I?
Silence.
cleansimpleWhat can you hold in your left hand, but not in your right hand?
Your right hand.
cleansimplelogicWhat is the last thing you take off before bed?
Your feet off the floor.
simplelogiccleanWhich city is three fifth chick two third cat and 50% goat?
Chicago.
cleanwhat am IsimplelogicIts ready to walk when I'm all tied up, but really should stop when I'm untied. What am I?
Shoes.
simplecleanThrow away the outside and cook the inside, then eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it?
Corn on the cob, because you throw away the husk, cook and eat the kernels, and throw away the cob.
cleansimplecleverWhat flies without wings?
Time.
cleansimplelogictrickyA bird, squirrel, and a monkey are running to the top of a coconut tree to get a banana - who will be the first to get to the banana?
None – you cannot get a banana from a coconut tree.
logicsimplecleanWhat is the significance of the following: The year is 1978, thirty-four minutes past noon on May 6th.
The time and month/date/year are 12:34, 5/6/78.