simplecleanWhat is always coming but never arrives?
Tomorrow.
cleansimplelogicWhat is the last thing you take off before bed?
Your feet off the floor.
simplelogiccleanWhich city is three fifth chick two third cat and 50% goat?
Chicago.
simplecleanThrow away the outside and cook the inside, then eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it?
Corn on the cob, because you throw away the husk, cook and eat the kernels, and throw away the cob.
cleansimpleWhat has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg.
cleanwhat am IsimpleA container without hinges, lock or a key, yet a golden treasure lies inside me. What am I?
An egg.
cleansimplecleverWhat flies without wings?
Time.
logicsimplecleanWhat is the significance of the following: The year is 1978, thirty-four minutes past noon on May 6th.
The time and month/date/year are 12:34, 5/6/78.
cleanfunnysimplecleverWhat loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night?
A pillow.
cleanlogicsimpleIf there're 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
If you take 2 apples, than you have of course 2.
