# Clean riddles

## Move very slowly

I move very slowly at an imperceptible rate, although I take my time, I am never late. I accompany life, and survive past demise, I am viewed with esteem in many women's eyes. What am I?
73.58 %

## Of no use to one, yet absolute bliss to two

Of no use to one, yet absolute bliss to two. The small boy gets it for nothing. The young man has to lie or work for it. The old man has to buy it. The baby's right, the lover's privilege, the hypocrite's mask. To the young girl, faith; To the married woman, hope; To the old maid, charity. What am I?
A kiss.
73.56 %

## Catholic school

A young boy went to a Catholic school. During school he started goofing around, so the teacher called him out and sent him to the Pastor. Since this was a traditional school the boy would be spanked, but the Pastor believed in giving people a chance. He said, "If you can ask me a question about something you learned and I don't know the answer on the spot you will go free." The boy may have been lazy, but he was very witty. He asked, "What is it that you can see and I can see, usually every day, but God cannot see." The Pastor stood there, stumped. He couldn't figure it out because he strongly believed that God sees and knows all, and that there is only one God. The boy smiled and told him. What was it?
His own equal! We see our equals everyday, but since there is one God, he cannot see someone equal to himself.
73.48 %

## Lost without being stolen

At night they come without being fetched. By day they are lost without being stolen. What are they?
Stars.
73.37 %

## It can fill a room without occupying space

It can fill a room without occupying space. What is that?
Light.
73.22 %

## Will never walk, but always run

I have no legs. I will never walk, but always run. What am I?
A river.
73.01 %

## I will always tell the truth

I don’t speak, can’t hear or speak anything, but I will always tell the truth. What am I?
Mirror.
72.91 %

## Nowhere in tomorrow

I’m at the beginning of the end and the start of eternity, at the end of time and space, in the middle of yesterday but nowhere in tomorrow. What am I?
The letter "e".
72.83 %

## I can fly but I have no wings

I can fly but I have no wings. I can cry but I have no eyes. Wherever I go, darkness follows me. What am I?
Cloud.
72.80 %